Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

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Woman's Rights

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

rose are red violets should be purple

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

women's rights

Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

I like hats XD!

Your so stupid, that your stupid.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

Why was the man sad His son got raped

Laugh.

Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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