where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

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What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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A black guy with his family.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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Scientology.

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

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What did the clock say? The time.

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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how do you confuse a blond?

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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