- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

asian drivers.

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

1 + 1 = 3

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

anti jokes aren't always funny on here

whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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