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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

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