- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Blind people can't read this.

what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

A Jew walks into a Furness

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

A snake walks into a bar

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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