Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

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What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

involved parents.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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