- Anti Joke

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.