- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

what happens during a climax apples

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

Penis.

Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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