A russian gives away vodka.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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Romney 2012

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What does A duck smoke? Quack

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Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

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what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

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Knock Knock Yes?

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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