Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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Are you a human?

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Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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