- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

whats brown and smells like shit shit

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Women

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

I know a black girl named beyonca.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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