- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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