What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

whats brown? poop.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

GINGER PEOPLE

Q. who's george porchy?

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

poop

How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

what is worse then going to school farlingaye

What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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