How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

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How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

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John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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