How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

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a ginger has a soul

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

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What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

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What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

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Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

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What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

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Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

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What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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whats stupid and gay all of my friends

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

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Okay, So a Cow, a Lumberjack and a Fireman walk into a bar. The cow asks the bartender, "What kind of milk do you have?" The bartender looks confused and asks," Why would a cow want milk?" The cow replies,"I've been producing milk all my life and I've never had a chance to try it. I'd just like some milk." The bartender replies,"Okay we have whole milk, 2%, and skim milk. What'll you have?" The cow says,"Whole milk, I want the whole deal." The bartender obliges. Next the Lumberjack comes up to the bar. The bartender asks, "What'll you have?" The lumberjack asks for some syrup. The bartender inquiries,"What kind of syrup would you like?" The lumberjack answers,"Pure Maple, imitation, or chocolate. All work for me." The bartender turns and pours a shot of pure maple syrup and turns away. Finally the fireman walks up the the bartender and says, "Can I have a glass of water?" The bartender turn and ask inquisitively,"Why?" The fireman quickly replies,"TO PUT OUT THE FIRE!"...

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Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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