The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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fkda

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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Are you a human?

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Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

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Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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Good boy

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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