Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

PENlS.

Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

why did the black guy die? cancer

Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

The Barackness Monster

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

your a towel.

Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

Your time.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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