knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

Knock, knock. Come in.......

What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

Three blondes walk into a community college.

What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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