- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

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A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

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