Girls Basketball.

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How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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women's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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Wy did the chicken?

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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