Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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read this

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It smells like triangles in here.

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

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Hi Jacob You cool

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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Jesus was nailed to the cross by Roman guards... His disciples were kept behind a line of guards and they could not hear Jesus speak. They can see he was saying something, so they had to get closer to hear what he was saying. John dodged a guard and ran towards Jesus, but a guard cut his leg off with a sword... Peter ran for it and got past John but another guard cut off one of his legs... Matthew saw this opportunity to dodge both guards and jets past both John and Peter and gets to the foot of the cross... Jesus looks down at Matthew and says, "Matthew.... I can see your house from here!"

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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