- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

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