Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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An Asian walks out of the library.

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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How did th-A fridge.

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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