Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

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Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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