What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

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That's Racist

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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A jew go out of a bar

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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justin bieber

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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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Gestapo.

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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