I'll be back. Please use the door.

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

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Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Hi

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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Anti Joke

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