- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The weels on the bus go...flat

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

connor sucks

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

Justin Beiber

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

Looks through the peephole.

"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

Your mom.

Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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