- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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