A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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Ha

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A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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A Banana wrote this...

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i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

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Anti Joke

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