Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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Nobody cares.

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Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

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A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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potatoes

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Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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