- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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