- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

why did i fall? i got pushed!

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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