- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

i love huge wieners.

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