If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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black people

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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what is big and white? the moon

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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shea kisses a girl

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What's red and has wheels a red car....

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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