Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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terry stockton is straight

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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Penis

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Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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WNBA

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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