a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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poop

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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baby loves lalma

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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