did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

The penn state football administration

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

Girls

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

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