Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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a black guy leaves prison

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

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why?

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How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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Meow.

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who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

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Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

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roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

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Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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The 19th Amendment

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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What is cold? Winter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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