A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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Knock Knock.

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One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

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What's a small person? A midget

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why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

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Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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Watch your lips.

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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