How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

The weels on the bus go...flat

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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