A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

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If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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What number comes after 29? 30.

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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