What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

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Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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knock knock go away

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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peter charastabopouloulous

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Minecraft.

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Dancing Potatoe!

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What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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