- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

how did little johnny die? i killed him

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

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