- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

i dont like attention whores lol

What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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