- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

what did the shark do when he died.....

What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

dislike this...please.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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