GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

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Romney 2012

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What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

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what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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The WNBA

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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