Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

Knock knock --Come in.

Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

since when?

If u wanna get high, smoke weed

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

I grammer is gooder then yours.

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

What's really weird? It's you Greg!

Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

What did I do last night?work

How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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