- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

Yo mamas so fat

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

what do you say when you see a winner weaner

John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

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