- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

What is White over Black? Society.

Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

A. Hey.. B. Hi

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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