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Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

Cows go moo.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

a man walks into horse bar

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

ROSS G IS OBESE

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

Women's rights

whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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