- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

women's rights

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

Ham sandwich

Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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