Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

Joe Biden

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

Proof reading

What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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