What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

A man walks into a bar. ouch.

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

Male penises.

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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