- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

A child with cancer grows up.

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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