Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

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If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

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what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

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Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

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what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

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Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

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What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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