- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

black guy graduating high school

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What's the deal with airline food?

whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

Lil Wayne

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

What is 8 times 4? 32

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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