A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

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Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

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Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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That didn't hurt.

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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Watch this summer, as General Jack Ryu, attempts to fight his way across the jungle only known as "The streets" as he seeks to save Mary.Bison from the evil clutches of Master Jamie Ken in this epic written trailer! Jack Ryu: So we are brothers? Jamie Ken: No, I am your failed clone! I spontaneously begin burning from me feet and hands! WHHHHHHYYYY WAS I NOT THE CHOOOOOSEN ONE!!!!!! Mary B: Ryu... He is the fifth! THE FIFTH HAS ARRIVED! Jim "Dan" Daniels: Yes certainly, it is well within my scientific genius to create the fifth, yet my former associate Bob Sagat lost an eye in an explosion... CAN JACK RYU SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MOST DEVASTATING BOMB IN THE UNIVERSE: THE AKUMA BEFORE JAMIE KEN UNLEASHES IT? CAN JACK RYU... FIGHT TROUGH THE STREETS... AND LIVE UP TO THE FIFTH AND SAVE MARY BISON? ALL DEPENDS IF HE CAN CONTROL HIS INNER CHUN LI! STREET FIGHTER V: rEVOLUTION

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What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

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Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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