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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

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