- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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