What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

Why did he die? He was sick.

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