Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

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What do you call a black priest? Father

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No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

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What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

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How did th-A fridge.

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Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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penis

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

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What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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