Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

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What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

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Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

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Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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A man walks up to an attractive woman and asks "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" The woman replies "No, it's hot in here. It is a record breaking 114 degrees outside, which means everybody is using their air conditioner. Due to the large amount of energy air condioners require, the power has gone out in this building and the air conditioner is not functional. The tempurature in the building is 103 degrees and three children are in the emergency room because of heat stroke."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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